So a bunch of you awesome people have wanted me to sign your books. Just for the record: I totally want to do it for you! I even got a PO Box to make it possible!
The logistics involved are definitely daunting though. You have to send a copy to my PO address and then I have to ship it back…
And the last time I sent a package through the US postal service it reached the intended destination…three months after her birthday.
Good thing there weren’t cookies in there. That’s all I’m saying.
So yesterday in order to fix this problem, I knowingly journeyed somewhere that makes me lose my mind. Seriously. The last time I went there four of my friends had to forcibly remove me from the premises.
I know it’s ridiculous, but I instantly morph into a preschooler when I’m at Sticker Planet. And the one thought running through my mind becomes: MINE! ALL THESE STICKERS MUST BE MIIIINE!!!!
That’s when my friends usually try to remind me that I need to save my money for the Romance Writers of America Conference in Atlanta (SQUEE!!!! I can’t wait!) and that I don’t actually need fifteen packages of stickers.
And then I remember that since these stickers are obviously an essential part of my writing process, they are technically tax deductible.
Fake moustache stickers: $5
These expressions: priceless.
The cashiers were like, “Um…do you want to join our valued customer program or something?”
And I said, “HAHAHA…NO! Are you kidding me? Do you have any idea how dangerous that would be?!”
That’s when they traded looks and edged further away from the crazy girl who thinks the words “stickers” and “dangerous” belong in the same sentence.
But c’mon…how great is this:
It’s Jane! And no, sadly, my video trailer will not include all these awesome stickers. But a future one totally will!
And who will look ridiculous then, I ask you?!
Okay, probably still me.
But I did it all so that I could buy these fun labels for you guys!
This way you can have an autographed copy of my books without a logistical nightmare. If you want me to send you one (or more!) I just need you to follow a very simple procedure:
1. Email me at MarniRBates@gmail.com or send me a letter addressed like this:
PO Box 415
Los Angeles, CA 90078
I know it can be scary sending an email to a stranger with your address in it, so I totally understand if you’d prefer to go by mail. The important thing is that I get an address to send it to!
2. Write your name clearly so that I can personalize it for you.
3. If you don’t want me to address it to you, let me know! I can just sign my name if you’d rather have me do that.
4. Wait for me to send it to you!
That’s it! That simple. And this offer totally applies to my friends outside the US too! *Waves enthusiastically to all my awesome fans in Hungary and Brazil*
And now I better start packing! I’m going home tomorrow so that I can give my mom a big ol’ hug on Mother’s Day.
But there will still be a vlog post on Sunday and Monday (probably), so stay tuned!