I am hard at work on a brand new book project! It’s super exciting, and a little nerve-wracking, and…well, a whole lot of fun! I think this picture kind of says it all…
See all those books? Yeah, that barely scratches the surface. I’ve got half a dozen books on a variety of subjects sitting at home. I don’t think I studied this hard when I was in college! Which just goes to show that I should’ve stuck to my guns and majored in spies, thieves, and assassins years ago. (P.S. Colleges should totally hand out B.A. degrees in badassery. I stand by this statement.)
I’d tell you more about the project, but then I’d have to…
*scans Life Magazine’s Most Notorious Crimes in World History* *gulps uncomfortably*
Let’s leave that to your imagination, shall we?
So right now I’m trying to read ALL the books and write ALL the words and do ALL the responsible adult things, like, y’know, wash laundry before I run out of clean clothes. I also have some super exciting news that I will be sharing with all of you soon! (Really soon. As in, maybe tomorrow!)
But there ain’t no mountain (of things on my To Do List) high enough to keep me from gettin’ to yooooouuuu!
If you send me a letter or a postcard, I will totally respond to it. In fact, I got a PO box in Portland specifically for you!
You just need to mail it like this:
PO Box 86183
Portland, OR 97286
On that note, I think I hear some hardened criminals calling my name. It’s time for me to get back to work!