I am heading to Los Angeles today!
Which means all of you get a very funny airport story.
So I had to wake up at the ungodly hour of 5:15 today. Okay, so it was supposed to be 5:00 but my alarm clock was a little, erm, easy for me to dismiss.
Maybe I just need a crocodile to come with my alarm clock like in Peter Pan. That might be effective!
Anyhow after scurrying around my room like a crazed person (or a slightly neurotic person who absolutely has to get to an airport at least an hour before her flight) I managed to shove my enormous suitcase into the car and drive off into the sunrise.
My trusty suitcase. It’s been with me since high school.
Well…my mom did the driving because I failed the exam last week. But that’s another story…
I looked kinda like this. Except, you know, not so blonde and significantly more freaked out. Then again, it was Friday the 13th!
Where was I?
My mom dropped me off with a big hug and a grin as she told me (and I quote): “Give Tessa Dare a kiss from me.”
Um…right. Because that’s a great way to put one of my favorite authors at ease when I meet her at the Romance Writer’s Conference.
Not that I’m geeking out about attending or anything. Who me? Nah.
I’m totally playing it cool.
But my mom’s mission of making me laugh (at 6am no less) was a success and I hurried over to the check my bag with a big ol’ grin on my face. That’s when I discover my checked bag was roughly 7 lbs overweight. Probably because I stuffed almost all of my Decked with Holly advanced reader copies inside of it.
Coming to stores soon! AIYEEEE!!! So excited!
And unless I wanted to pay an extra $100, I had some major rearranging to do.
Let’s just say that airport security was significantly less excited to see twenty copies of Decked with Holly than I was when they arrived.
Still, I refused to let a little problem like an overweight bag get me down. I greeted TSA very nicely (Word to the wise: never piss off people that can give you a full body search) and made my way to the gate.
Where I sat all by myself.
Because there was nobody there.
I’m talking ghost-town levels of nobodiness. You know, when you see tumbleweed roll across an empty road and you think, wow, that place is dead quiet.
Yeah, that’s the Medford Airport at 6am.
But being of the nervous/neurotic temperament, I started freaking out when it looked like the flight was supposed to be boarding within the next fifteen minutes, and I was still completely alone.
Okay, so I took a few dozen photos with my ARCs of Decked with Holly first.
Which is when my lovely new TSA friends pointed out that I had booked a 7PM flight.
Translation: I woke up at 5:15 for nothing!!!!!
Oh, and instead of picking a convenient time for my best friends’ parents to pick me up from the airport, I had scheduled the worst time possible!
So I had to walk back to the baggage counter, site of my earlier display of book related idiocy, and explain that, yes, I understood that I royally effed up.
Then I called my mom who had a good laugh at my expense.
Gee, thanks, Mom! Don’t think I’ll forget that the next time you ask me to be a freaking bobbin in the 4th of July parade!
But a little computer magic later…and I’m waiting to board my new flight.
One that should get me to LA exactly when my friends’ parents expected to get me.
So…nobody needs to know this ever happened, right?
Well, except for all of you!
I’ll be sure to update my blog lots to capture all the RWA madness that is about to happen.
Good times ahead, folks…
Oh, wait. New announcement. My flight is delayed and the likelihood that I’ll be making my connection looks pretty grim.